Hello!

Ohh, another Mom blog! That's what you're thinking right? I know. And the stranger thing is, I am the one doing it. Me. I didn't think I'd ever be where I am. No make-up, trying to get through my day in one piece, trying to "be green" by cloth diapering, breastfeeding, actually taking time to read ridiculous mom message boards and blogs...

The thing that gets me though is that most of the parenting/mom sites are full of shit. Parenting isn't easy. Hell, being in a relationship after a baby isn't easy. Taking a damn shower regularily isn't easy.

Yes, I smell awful.

So I thought I'd write my own blog. One that is honest and funny. Completely honest...maybe not always completely funny. I will tell about my days with my beautiful daughter Autumn who is five months old now. I will be real about my relationship with Tim, her father and my fiance. I also plan on giving the scoop about products I try. For giggles, even commenting on the absurd, which nowadays comes in abundance.

So, right now Autumn and I sit in my office. I am the administrator for a DirecTV subcontractor installation group. Tim, my fiance, runs this location. Yeah, we work together. Bad idea? Eh, who the hell knows. The perks is that I come in whenever I want and I get to bring Autumn with me. I got this place set up: pack n' play, swing, Bumbo seat, and we're good. She can't stand being in one of those places too long. So it's really a pain in the ass sometimes here. I run to her, amuse her, put her back, run back to the computer, frantically type out shit, run back to her, breastfeed and wave to techs and they walk by my office window (yes, I'm sure they have all seen my ta-tas by now). It's an easy job that I'm sure my two chihuahuas could easily tackle alone, but it is sure a pain in the ass when you have a baby demanding a change of scenery every 10 minutes. I'm actually shocked I've typed this much without a whimper.

But alas, I spoke too damn soon.

And we're off to home where I shall zone out happily in front of the TV with my nasty fatty mc-fat ass food I plan on picking up even though I'm on Weight Watchers. Grease...how you soothe my stressed out soul.